I'm in an A Cappella mood...



I was just talking to a girl who purchased iPeriod... yes, there is an app that will track all your feminine fucntions...

Twitter= loss of spare cycles

So Ross (rossthe8oss) intro'ed me back into Twitter. The lossed time is piling up...


In WOW, I'm at lvl 53 and stuck... in a rut... and I can't get out...

I don't wanna grind out, but it's becoming an option...

Apple's Back-to-School Promo

It's always a hit!!!

Humans + Change = Ughly

Every Saturday for the last *as long as I can rememebr*, I've started out every saturday the exact same way.


Except for today.

Fellow co-worker for the FAIL.

Well, back to the grind @ the store today.


This morning, I forgot to get my iPod outta my wife's new Dodge Caliber. I was off yesterday and on days I'm off, she gets the iPod. I will never make that mistake again.

Most people don't like the mid-shift, yet they know it's a crucial part of retail. Mid-shifters serve as the balance between the morning and the late shift, which are the ideal shifts to have.  Why you ask? Well, there's plenty of time to do stuff in the morning before you go to work or in the evening after work.  Mid-shift, not so much. Just enough time to get up, go to work and get back home. At least when the commute is 45 minutes, each way. 

So at least once a week, I have a mid-shift. That was today. Now, I don't mind it usually. I have my iPod to keep me company. I listen to TWIT on Tuesdays, Wait Wait on Wednesdays, TWIM on Thursdays, Music/Catchup on Friday, and The Instance on Saturday. It's a science. 

But when you leave your iPod at home (and don't own an iPhone), you my friend, are SOL. You're left to wonder what your going to think about the next 35-50 miles, as the sound of wind whizzes past your window. What's that car there going to do next? What was the owner thinking when s/he chose to paint that Dodge Charger purple? How many asshole Bama fans are there on the road? What would it take to gett'em loose and into the wall? My personal favorite was how many places on the way home could you crash where it would take more than 4 hours for someone to find you. 

I counted 17.

Happy Memorial Day

Happy Memorial Day = Freedom

Fried Dill Pickles are a great memorial day treat.

WOW...Keith says it all...



No one cares about you playing golf.

I've never known an old proverb never to ring true. Today is NO exception. After a long night at work, which we won't go into now, I finally made it home to this post on my message board. It's 2am, but I decided to head out anyway just to say hi. It was mostly Delta Sigs, which was fine. But the fire was there. The fire is there. The fire I carried for more than 5 years as a rabid fan. Unfortunately, you can only be a student fan for so long before you have to make the transition to a more adult fan. I've already started to make that turn. But who knows, might have one more appearance in me...

Back in the swing...

Ok, so I've decided to get back in the swing of blogging.

Let me start by saying that I believe the people who designed Blogger work for Microsoft. I mean, seriously, how hard do you have to make it to upload the template you want and change the font color! I've just spent an hour up here at Panera trying to figure this out. I'm not the best coder out there, nor the dumbest. i'd grade myself at about a 3 outta 10. But I figured it would be just upload the XML and you're good to go. But no, you have to upload the images to a hosting site, hand-edit the code if you want edit the color of the font, and tons of other little things that just make you wanna use the defaults. AHH! Maybe i've been using a Mac for too long. I expect things to be simple and intuitive.

Ok, once I figure out how to add this stuff onto the site, I'll do it, but for now, the email addy is digitallydemented@gmail.com, twitter is /digitaldemented (appearently I'm my name is 2 letters over the limit.) Past that, that's all I've got for now. I'm off to work on my short story for OmegaCon...

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